i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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