Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
two words...techno handjob
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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