First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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