this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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