The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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