Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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