Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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