I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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