His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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