K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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