YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize