I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
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