We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
it glows. i had to have it.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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