Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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