You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
