remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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