its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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