i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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