is your mom at the bar?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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