Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Randomize
