singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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