It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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