i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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