before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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