Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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