I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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