What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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