Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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