oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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