I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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