Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I think i got beer on your cat.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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