I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
