"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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