Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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