I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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