If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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