i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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