Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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