I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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