Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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