theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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