How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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