Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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