Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
her vagine was all disorganized.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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