Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Randomize
