I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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