when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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