if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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