We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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