S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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