I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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