I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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