no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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