We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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