I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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