Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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